Alina
@alinaferry
Damn, Iâd love a jollibee spaghetti date Better than my actual date with the guy-who-sued-50-LA-women (too much of a rollercoaster of a story but I have some extraordinary receipts)
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Trishđ«§
@trish
He snatched cash out of my hand to pay for my half. âYouâll thank me laterâ he said. He spoke of a friend of a friendâs murder as we ate. I knew Iâd never see him again but It was so bad it was good đżđ On the way out, he picked up a generic box of Jock itch cream This is 100% true story
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Alina
@alinaferry
Omg, how old was this guy
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Trishđ«§
@trish
Millennial. About 6 years ago. Fun fact, It was my very first date using a dating app. I liked the hairless cats in his photo He must have been trying to punk me? I donât know but he didnât get a reaction. It was magical people watching up close đ
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Brown
@crimsonking
He probably shaved his ball and needed the cream
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Alina
@alinaferry
I wouldâve fallen for hairless cats too
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