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Alina
@alinaferry
Damn, I’d love a jollibee spaghetti date Better than my actual date with the guy-who-sued-50-LA-women (too much of a rollercoaster of a story but I have some extraordinary receipts)
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@trish
He snatched cash out of my hand to pay for my half. ā€œYou’ll thank me laterā€ he said. He spoke of a friend of a friend’s murder as we ate. I knew I’d never see him again but It was so bad it was good šŸæšŸ˜‚ On the way out, he picked up a generic box of Jock itch cream This is 100% true story
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Alina
@alinaferry
Omg, how old was this guy
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