How can I mint this onchain so it's enforceable?

"if I ever own a minivan, kill me"

Co-sign. 

Minivans are the Goldilocks of parental cool: (somewhat) affordable, spacious, highly functional, fuel efficient, powerful, and they last forever. 

It’s not even that hard to make them “cool” by adding a roof rack, wheels, etc.

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I don't care about cool. They are just practical and comfortable.