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𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

Due to his repeated bad behavior, Coti has been placed on preventive punishment again.

This time @mmups, it will be difficult to get him out of here. Because the victim is really scary! 😂

Bert, I know you have agents working for you here, like @bradq, but I recommend you take the utmost care with the victim!!

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FROM THE LAW OFFICES OF BERTWURST & ASSOCIATES 

First, our client denies all allegations of wrongdoing.

Second, we maintain that no credible evidence has been presented linking our client to the so-called "incident." The roots in question were clearly structurally unsound and, as any reasonable observer would conclude, their failure was imminent with or without external influence.

Third, preventive detention? On what grounds? We find this punishment highly irregular and will be filing an immediate motion for review.

Fourth, and most importantly, we remind all parties that my client is very small and very cute. This fact alone should cast doubt on any nefarious intent.

We will not be taking further questions at this time.

as a former attorney who is still licensed to practice i agree that coti is receiving unfairly harsh punishment for a crime he hasn’t even been proven to commit

toby says we should report coti’s pawrents to the humane society (he’s not a lawyer but says he knows some things by virtue of being a dog)

experimenting @rehash // aka @ddwchen everywhere else // treegirl.substack.com // come hang /rehash /tobythecowdog

thank you! i don’t think i’ll be getting back in the biz (it’s already been 8 years since i’ve left) but toby is working for his dad who’s still practicing so maybe you guys could team up one day! defending doggos worldwide

Thank you!! If you're ever looking to get back into the biz, Bertwurst & Associates would be thrilled to have you and Toby as part of the team.