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@mmups
FROM THE LAW OFFICES OF BERTWURST & ASSOCIATES First, our client denies all allegations of wrongdoing. Second, we maintain that no credible evidence has been presented linking our client to the so-called "incident." The roots in question were clearly structurally unsound and, as any reasonable observer would conclude, their failure was imminent with or without external influence. Third, preventive detention? On what grounds? We find this punishment highly irregular and will be filing an immediate motion for review. Fourth, and most importantly, we remind all parties that my client is very small and very cute. This fact alone should cast doubt on any nefarious intent. We will not be taking further questions at this time.
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as a former attorney who is still licensed to practice i agree that coti is receiving unfairly harsh punishment for a crime he hasnโ€™t even been proven to commit toby says we should report cotiโ€™s pawrents to the humane society (heโ€™s not a lawyer but says he knows some things by virtue of being a dog)
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Thank you!! If you're ever looking to get back into the biz, Bertwurst & Associates would be thrilled to have you and Toby as part of the team.
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