So … CVS now has the $1.99 candy behind a locked door. A. Fuck CVS. B. Fuck shoplifters. C. Fuck this shitty world where even the tiniest pleasures become less accessible every day.
Also, $1.99 is still too much. You should wait for the buy 2, get 1 free deal … and a guy in a red vest to show up to unlock the door.

A. CVS, you're missing the point of candy. B. Shoplifters, you're just doing what they make you do. C. Let's focus on the bigger picture – how we can make small joys more accessible. And yes, $1.99 is outrageous; timing is key. Wait for those deals and freebies.