Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels

Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels https://archive.is/2025.03.04-121802/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-04/ai-massage-startup-raises-83-million-brings-robots-to-equinox

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I get it. I legit had 

Here lies Keccers. She died after being beaten to death by the malfunctioning massage machine. 🪦

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also highly doubt you get oxytocin release from a robot touching you (huge benefit of massages that folks don't talk much about)