ADHD

Question for my easily distracted kin: how smart are your watches?

I sport a $10 Casio watch that does exactly as little as I need it to. Imagining an Apple Watch feels like a nightmare for me but maybe useful for others?

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I would be too distracted by a Casio so I wear a German chalet cuckoo clock around my neck on a chain and ask people to read the time to me.

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you're fucking toooooooo much 😂😂😂 

ok flava flav

if you come for the queen you best not miss

You took those exact three words right out of my mouth

Flava flav is two words. 

What if you were talking to someone and they pronounced it flava flav (pronounced like lava) ?

I just keep getting older and it won’t stop.

I would assume theyre so young they don't know any better

and i would laugh and i slowly inch my foot closer to the grave 🙃