Costco

I’m sorry but miss me with those IKEA hotdogs.

They’re the color of very pale human flesh.

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I was jonesing for a dog (we were in IKEA) and I thought “how bad could they be, at €1.20 a pop with onions and relish?” 

They were more pale than the fingers on my pasty white poorly circulated hands when it’s cold. 

The onions? Fucking fried onions (like dry in a bag). 

The relish? Slices of sweet pickles. 

There was nothing there to hold anything together. 

The ketchup and mustard don’t even squeeze out in the way you’d want them to. 

The bun was drier than my split ends which I refuse to cut off. 

It fell apart in my hands and made a huge mess and I lost all of the shitty topics along the way. 

NOTHING about it was satisfying.