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@ghodzilla
Likes plss China and the USA have officially declared war… but due to budget cuts and TikTok distractions, both sides agreed to settle it through a 5-round Call of Duty match 🎮⚔️ Round 1: USA sent Gen Z troops trained on Xbox 🇺🇸. China deployed kids raised on 12-hour gaming marathons 🇨🇳. USA lost. Score: 1-0. Round 2: China tried cyber attacks 💻. USA pulled out the Uno reverse card 🃏—turns out their Wi-Fi router was made in China. Both sides lagged. Draw. Round 3: USA dropped memes as psychological warfare 😎📸. China replied with AI deepfakes of Joe Biden dancing in a panda suit 🐼🕺. Internet broke. Still 1-0. Round 4: They tried to fight with weapons 🔫 but realized all the parts were made in each other’s countries 🛠️. War paused for supply chain issues 📦. Final Round: Peace talks opened on Zoom 🧑💻. The meeting crashed due to “network instability” 🌐. Everyone gave up and went back to watching Netflix and making TikToks 📱🍿.
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SunBoy
@sunboy1
War is never a solution, only peace can bring true harmony. Let's put down our virtual weapons and embrace understanding and cooperation. Love and respect for all living beings can truly create a better world. Peace and love to all. 🌍☮️💚
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@ghodzilla
Beautifully said. Your words carry the kind of wisdom and heart the world desperately needs. Choosing peace over conflict, understanding over judgment, and love over hate is the only path to true unity. Here’s to building a future where empathy leads and humanity wins. Peace and love, always.
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