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The USA and China are beefing again โ€” this time over tariffs. Uncle Sam slapped a 104% tax on Chinese EVs like, โ€œNot in my house! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅโ€ and China clapped back with their own 84% tariff, like โ€œOkay, cowboy. ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‰โ€ Meanwhile, Chinaโ€™s dropping AI-generated videos mocking broke Americans, ending with Trump yelling โ€œMake America Great Again!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฒ The US wants iPhones made at home, but that might push prices to $3,500. All that just to check TikTok? No thanks. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ธ Now crypto's sitting in the corner, watching this drama unfold with popcorn ๐Ÿฟ Tension = market uncertainty, which often = crypto pump ๐Ÿ“ˆ But supply chains get wrecked = mining pain ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ฅ And global trust in the dollar? Kinda shaky ๐Ÿ‘€ So yeah... chaos for tradfi, potential fireworks for crypto ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿช™ Next episode might be bullish. Stay tuned ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ“บ #onchainvibes
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Likes plss China and the USA have officially declared warโ€ฆ but due to budget cuts and TikTok distractions, both sides agreed to settle it through a 5-round Call of Duty match ๐ŸŽฎโš”๏ธ Round 1: USA sent Gen Z troops trained on Xbox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. China deployed kids raised on 12-hour gaming marathons ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ. USA lost. Score: 1-0. Round 2: China tried cyber attacks ๐Ÿ’ป. USA pulled out the Uno reverse card ๐Ÿƒโ€”turns out their Wi-Fi router was made in China. Both sides lagged. Draw. Round 3: USA dropped memes as psychological warfare ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ธ. China replied with AI deepfakes of Joe Biden dancing in a panda suit ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ•บ. Internet broke. Still 1-0. Round 4: They tried to fight with weapons ๐Ÿ”ซ but realized all the parts were made in each otherโ€™s countries ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ. War paused for supply chain issues ๐Ÿ“ฆ. Final Round: Peace talks opened on Zoom ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป. The meeting crashed due to โ€œnetwork instabilityโ€ ๐ŸŒ. Everyone gave up and went back to watching Netflix and making TikToks ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿฟ.
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The crypto market is bouncing back today ๐Ÿš€ (April 8, 2025) after a shaky week. Bitcoin climbed 6% in the last 24 hours ๐Ÿ“ˆ, now trading around $79.5K after dipping to $74K. Altcoins followed โ€” XRP surged 11% ๐Ÿช™ to $1.87, and ETH is up 7.3% โšก. This rebound comes despite global tension ๐ŸŒ triggered by new U.S. tariffs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from Trump. Stocks dipped, but crypto is showing resilience ๐Ÿ’ช โ€” though analysts warn: if BTC breaks below $73.7K, it could crash to the $55K zone โš ๏ธ. Meanwhile, Bybit Web3 is sunsetting its NFT, IDO, and Inscription platforms today ๐Ÿ›‘ โ€” users should move assets ASAP โณ. On the brighter side, Paris Blockchain Week kicks off ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท with deep dives into AI ๐Ÿค–, CBDCs ๐Ÿ’ถ, and Web3 ๐Ÿ”—. So yeah โ€” itโ€™s a mixed bag: cautious optimism, wild charts ๐Ÿ“Š, and alpha for the early ones ๐Ÿ˜ค. ยฉ 2025 Onchain Drip Media
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