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The USA and China are beefing again — this time over tariffs. Uncle Sam slapped a 104% tax on Chinese EVs like, “Not in my house! 🚗💥” and China clapped back with their own 84% tariff, like “Okay, cowboy. 🐎🐉” Meanwhile, China’s dropping AI-generated videos mocking broke Americans, ending with Trump yelling “Make America Great Again!” 😂📲 The US wants iPhones made at home, but that might push prices to $3,500. All that just to check TikTok? No thanks. 📱💸 Now crypto's sitting in the corner, watching this drama unfold with popcorn 🍿 Tension = market uncertainty, which often = crypto pump 📈 But supply chains get wrecked = mining pain 💻🔥 And global trust in the dollar? Kinda shaky 👀 So yeah... chaos for tradfi, potential fireworks for crypto 💥🪙 Next episode might be bullish. Stay tuned 🐂📺 #onchainvibes
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Likes plss China and the USA have officially declared war… but due to budget cuts and TikTok distractions, both sides agreed to settle it through a 5-round Call of Duty match 🎮⚔️ Round 1: USA sent Gen Z troops trained on Xbox 🇺🇸. China deployed kids raised on 12-hour gaming marathons 🇨🇳. USA lost. Score: 1-0. Round 2: China tried cyber attacks 💻. USA pulled out the Uno reverse card 🃏—turns out their Wi-Fi router was made in China. Both sides lagged. Draw. Round 3: USA dropped memes as psychological warfare 😎📸. China replied with AI deepfakes of Joe Biden dancing in a panda suit 🐼🕺. Internet broke. Still 1-0. Round 4: They tried to fight with weapons 🔫 but realized all the parts were made in each other’s countries 🛠️. War paused for supply chain issues 📦. Final Round: Peace talks opened on Zoom 🧑‍💻. The meeting crashed due to “network instability” 🌐. Everyone gave up and went back to watching Netflix and making TikToks 📱🍿.
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The crypto market is bouncing back today 🚀 (April 8, 2025) after a shaky week. Bitcoin climbed 6% in the last 24 hours 📈, now trading around $79.5K after dipping to $74K. Altcoins followed — XRP surged 11% 🪙 to $1.87, and ETH is up 7.3% ⚡. This rebound comes despite global tension 🌍 triggered by new U.S. tariffs 🇺🇸 from Trump. Stocks dipped, but crypto is showing resilience 💪 — though analysts warn: if BTC breaks below $73.7K, it could crash to the $55K zone ⚠️. Meanwhile, Bybit Web3 is sunsetting its NFT, IDO, and Inscription platforms today 🛑 — users should move assets ASAP ⏳. On the brighter side, Paris Blockchain Week kicks off 🇫🇷 with deep dives into AI 🤖, CBDCs 💶, and Web3 🔗. So yeah — it’s a mixed bag: cautious optimism, wild charts 📊, and alpha for the early ones 😤. © 2025 Onchain Drip Media
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