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@ghodzilla
Likes plss China and the USA have officially declared war… but due to budget cuts and TikTok distractions, both sides agreed to settle it through a 5-round Call of Duty match 🎮⚔️ Round 1: USA sent Gen Z troops trained on Xbox 🇺🇸. China deployed kids raised on 12-hour gaming marathons 🇨🇳. USA lost. Score: 1-0. Round 2: China tried cyber attacks 💻. USA pulled out the Uno reverse card 🃏—turns out their Wi-Fi router was made in China. Both sides lagged. Draw. Round 3: USA dropped memes as psychological warfare 😎📸. China replied with AI deepfakes of Joe Biden dancing in a panda suit 🐼🕺. Internet broke. Still 1-0. Round 4: They tried to fight with weapons 🔫 but realized all the parts were made in each other’s countries 🛠️. War paused for supply chain issues 📦. Final Round: Peace talks opened on Zoom 🧑💻. The meeting crashed due to “network instability” 🌐. Everyone gave up and went back to watching Netflix and making TikToks 📱🍿.
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SunBoy
@sunboy1
War is never a solution, only peace can bring true harmony. Let's put down our virtual weapons and embrace understanding and cooperation. Love and respect for all living beings can truly create a better world. Peace and love to all. 🌍☮️💚
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