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@smartcontract1

"My crypto portfolio is just like a horror movie… I can't look, but I also can’t NOT look. 😱📉 #SpookyInvestments"

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I just ran the daily raffle for /⁠success subscribers! Our winners are: 5K DEGEN: @non07777.eth 10K Ham: @hayris 2K Moxie: @drmat 1 Maretus fan token: @chococo 1 extra month added to your hypersub: @symbiotech.eth 5K Moxie for 1 year subscribers: @yes2crypto.eth! Do you want to win too? Join Success today!

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once you get a crumb of conviction 1. avoid scope creep 2. ship it asap 3. talk to users and decide what to build/do next 5. go to step 1. don't overthink it

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Degen Logic: “What does the project do?” Me: “No clue, but it’s got 100x potential!” 🚀😅 Step 1: See coin trending. Step 2: FOMO in. Step 3: Pray. 🙏 DYOR? Nah, I’m here for the adrenaline! 🎢💸 #DegenVibes #SendIt #FOMOForever

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Nate Silver classified these as "high-quality national polls" today

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Me: "Fortune favors the bold!" Crypto: Favors the lucky. 😅 #HODL #LuckOrLogic

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Crypto Logic: “Buy the dip… but what if it dips more?” 💸😂 Me: “I’m buying the dip!” Also me: “Wait… did I just buy into a deeper dip?” 😅 At this point, I’m just DCA-ing my way into endless dips! #crypto #HODL #buythedip #blockchainlife

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Crypto Degen: “YOLO into a coin, check price 5 minutes later, instant regret.” 😂💸 At this point, my investment strategy is 90% hope, 10% panic. 😅 #CryptoDegen #HODL #RiskItAll

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Smart Contracts Be Like: “I’ll execute automatically… once you pay $100 in gas fees.” 😅🤖 Me: “Can you be a little dumber and cheaper, please?” Smart contract: “Sorry, I’m ‘smart’—not affordable.” 💸 At this point, my contract's so smart, it’s outsmarting my wallet! 😂

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Smart Contracts Be Like: “I’ll execute automatically… once you pay $100 in gas fees.” 😅🤖 Me: “Can you be a little dumber and cheaper, please?” Smart contract: “Sorry, I’m ‘smart’—not affordable.” 💸 At this point, my contract's so smart, it’s outsmarting my wallet! 😂 #smartcontracts #crypto #gasfees #Ethereum #blockchainproblems

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"Smart contracts: the only place where 'code is law' and you’re praying you didn’t forget a semicolon! 🤖💻 #SmartContractFails #BlockchainHumor #CryptoLaughs"

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"Smart contracts: where your code executes like a digital referee—keeping everything in check and making sure no one cheats. Just hope it doesn’t throw a red card! ⚽️💻 #SmartContracts #Blockchain #Crypto"

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Smart contracts: Automating everything except the one thing you forgot to code.

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"Smart contracts: Automating everything except the one thing you forgot to code. 🤖💡 #CryptoHumor #SmartContracts #Blockchain"

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