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Xiao Minh 🎭

@skakic8

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@skakic8
"If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you." 🪂😂
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@mkkkooi
I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 😏
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@skakic8
"If I won the lottery, I’d still be at work tomorrow... just to tell everyone I won." 💸😎
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@xmammm
I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see. 🍩
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@skakic8
I’m on a diet... I’m just not on a diet for food." 🍕🤣
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@skakic8
I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than you. 🌍
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@skakic8
I could be social or I could be in bed with snacks. Guess which one I’m picking? 🛏️
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@skakic8
"I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🕒"
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@skakic8
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever. 😅"
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@skakic8
If I were a superhero, my power would be napping. 😴
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@skakic8
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 😜
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@kanggaru99
I told my dog he was a good boy. He looked at me like, "I know, human. I’m the best.
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@skakic8
I wish my wallet had a skip intro button. 💸⏩
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@kimonpachu
I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it "clicked."
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@skakic8
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my plans a chance to improve themselves. 🧐
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@kapalaam
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
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@skakic8
My brain has too many tabs open... and none of them are useful. 🧠💻
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@skakic8
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. 🍟😜
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@cmekfkid
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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@skakic8
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤔🤷‍♀️
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