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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
My name is Ryan and I have a secret super power 🦸♂️ Just by closing my eyes for a 20min nap, within minutes I can trigger all kinds of disasters: kid knocking something off onto the floor and smashing loudly into a million pieces, dogs stealing a prized toy and destroying it, etc. This power is extremely consistent; I don't think I've actually reached a 20min nap in years.
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
Very impressive, sir. I never even get to the closing eyes part.
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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
It's pure exhaustion
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
Fr. How many you have?
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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
1 🤣 2 pups as well
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
no pups here, but i can tell you the stress levels frm 1 to 2 kids was like 5x =/
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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
I don't know what's worse....pups destroying furniture out of nowhere, stepping in poop, rolling in mud....at least the humans grow out if it 😂
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