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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
My name is Ryan and I have a secret super power 🦸♂️ Just by closing my eyes for a 20min nap, within minutes I can trigger all kinds of disasters: kid knocking something off onto the floor and smashing loudly into a million pieces, dogs stealing a prized toy and destroying it, etc. This power is extremely consistent; I don't think I've actually reached a 20min nap in years.
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
Very impressive, sir. I never even get to the closing eyes part.
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Ryan J. Shaw
@rjs
It's pure exhaustion
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