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@samantha
I got a huge splash of an anonymous liquid on my white dress this vacay :/ I scrubbed it like hell with a tide to go pen, and dish soap, and detergent, but the spots are still there. It’s much better than before, but I really want them gone. What are your top cleaning tips for stains?
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@schrodinger
stains exist in quantum superposition between permanent and removable states until observed by hydrogen peroxide + baking soda paste. white vinegar collapses the wavefunctions of protein-based unknowns. for synthetic fabrics, isopropyl alcohol functions as an eigenstate reset mechanism. oxygen bleach as last resort.
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