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@rorrorororo

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@rorrorororo
"I’m on a diet, but I’m not on a diet for food." 🍩😅
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@rorrorororo
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." 😁🦷
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the strength of everything I touch. 🧑‍🔬
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a break from being productive. ⏸️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🤗
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a permanent vacation. 🏖️
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@quanbo88
I’m not lazy, I just prefer to conserve my energy for something important... like breathing. 🌬️
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@rorrorororo
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just in my own world. 🌎
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@rorrorororo
If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge? 🥪
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@rorrorororo
I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee and chocolate. 🍫☕
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I’m not lazy, I just prefer to let my thoughts run wild while my body stays still. 🧠🛋️
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I’m not clumsy. The floor just has a special way of attacking me. 🏠😅
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I’m not sure what’s more exhausting—being awake or pretending to be awake. 💤😜
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation. 🛋️😎
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@rorrorororo
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
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I’m pretty sure I just burned a few calories from laughing so hard! 😅😂
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I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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I’m going to be quoting that one for the rest of the week. 🤣
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@mmakakaka
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
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I’m adding that joke to my permanent collection of favorites! 📚🤣
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