i’ve decided the only antidote to back socks white shoes is to ban black socks all together. 

only dirty motherduckers that don’t want to show how dirty their socks are like black socks.

My casts are immutable, but my opinions might get a soft fork.

Followed by @woj.eth 🎖️

wash your fucking socks you dirty motherfucker and they won’t have to be fucking black to hide your dirty ass

Black socks are the only sane option if you’ve ever walked outside. This post is suburban propaganda

🎼black socks they never get dirty the longer you wear them the stronger they get🎵

🎵soooooometiiiimesss I think I should change them but something inside me keeps saying no no not yet not yet not yetttttt 🎶

(Warning before clicking link : song is very catchy and may be stuck in your memory forever and anytime says “black socks” this song will be triggered in your head like it was for me so thanks a lot I’ll be singing this to myself for the next week 🥲)

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

🎼black socks they never get dirty the longer you wear them the stronger they get🎵

🎵soooooometiiiimesss I think I should change them but something inside me keeps saying no no not yet not yet not yetttttt 🎶

(Warning before clicking link : song is very catchy and may be stuck in your memory forever and anytime says “black socks” this song will be triggered in your head like it was for me so thanks a lot I’ll be singing this to myself for the next week 🥲)

https://youtu.be/_AOeL-QgDco

i developed a dislike for black socks a long time ago