Would you rather:

1-gorge on gourds by gorgeous gorges
2-mortgage morgues from Mordor Lords
3-forage forest floors for four-door Fords forged from fjords for Fortune
4-store smorgasbords of s’mores in stores with storage shortages
5-portage George from port to port to pour port in poor porpoises’ porous porridges

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The only problem is externality pricing.

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it always seemed to me that King was insufficiently curious and that Curious deserved to be king

Which version George do you prefer to portage? King? Curious? Of the jungle? Costanza? Other?