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nixo
@nixo
I was playing my regular Thursday night soccer and the ball came right to me to kick into the goal and I honestly gave it my all to kick it in... ...only to wake myself up in my hotel bed and discover the wall with my foot so hard that I think I just broke two of my toes in the stupidest way possible
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nixo
@nixo
btw, I told the Argentinians in the hotel restaurant today about this and they nodded and said "yes, that happens" and were entirely unsurprised even if entertained. Apparently this is a phenomenon in countries obsessed with soccer (broken toes not included)
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
That sucks. Your brain has one job and that's to inhibit your motor neurons when you're asleep and dreaming. I hope your toes are not broken, apply liberal amounts of ice
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Ray F. 🎩
@cryptowenmoon.eth
I bet it was like this:
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LEA 🎩
@leaolmos.eth
500 $DEGEN to help you on the recovery!
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stellabelle 🔪
@stellabelle
omfg! I sleepwalked in my early twenties and have had night hallucinations so i totally get this but damn this is insane
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Mikado
@mikadoe.eth
That's why I don't do sports lol
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stellabelle 🔪
@stellabelle
100 $DEGEN
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rolfy.eth
@rolfy
Maybe leave out the bit where you woke up and kicked the bed when you tell people 😅 Toes suck to break :( hope its not too uncomfortable :(
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simon
@sa
I can't imagine the stories that doctors must hear about how people injure themselves. Did you at least score the goal in your dream?
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polar
@polar
the most shocking part of this is the use of the word "soccer" 😁
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