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Fuck no, and fuck you for even suggesting it. https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
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Maternal mortality rate increased by 33% when Texas banned abortion. Who could have seen this comingโ€ฆ? Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway. Butchers.
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Hence the ranch. There was this guy in Wiesbaden Germany who used to put amazing seasoning on fries that he sold with rotisserie chicken. Every fry since then is miserable and must be drown in Ranch.
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-The Departmentโ€™s Of Government Efficiency is a good faith effort to-BEEP
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I also eat curly fries with ranch. Therefore it is a vegetable.
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Ok Iโ€™m drunk enough to say it: The worldโ€™s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nationโ€™s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race. Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
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Louise XIV vibes. โ€œItโ€™s legal because I wish itโ€
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New definition of vegetable: Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
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Dearest Putin, Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes. Sincerely, Eveyone who doesnโ€™t want to glow in the dark.
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Wow, that escalated quicklyโ€ฆ
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Well played!
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Raising 3 savages
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Whatโ€™s the functional difference between gross incompetence and malice?
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When you stare really hard at something, do your eyes start adding motion or a rippling effect to the object you stare at?
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Like freezing all the nationโ€™s food aid? Wild 180, that one was.
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Hey remember when someone was like โ€œElon Musk could easily end world hunger for $6 billion.โ€ And then Elon challenged the world food program to explain how $6 billion could do that and said he would donate if they did. And the WFP explained exactly how, and Elonโ€ฆ donated the money to himself and his own foundation instead? Cool. Coolโ€ฆ
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Letโ€™s rename USA โ€œRetardsylvaniaโ€ on google maps.
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To identify and monitor left wing networks.
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Soโ€ฆ Bluesky is an obvious honeypot, right?
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