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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

Idk if I can do another but! Y'know how in cartoons a character is one foot over a drop, flails their arms around to stay in the air and barely grabs onto the edge?

Me, at night, about to step into a human-wide well in the ground. I plank as I fall, toes and fingers latching onto the edges. I bridged across it. Eesh.

UX engineer and creative writer w/ a passion for open source, public domain & events, event, events!

I have a lot of stories because I am at times clumsy but would do dangerous stuff. At airborne school I missed a step and instead of jumping I fell out of the plane, causing me to slam into the side of it midair. It made me spin, twisting the risers so my head was forced down; I couldn’t see if the parachute opened.

Thank you, thank you. 🌉 I'm also good at limbo. Will continue to practice in case I need to backwards-dodge some flying object. Then I will have a complete trinity of unbelievable stories. 😂