What’s the biggest screwup you have ever witnessed IRL?

I once helped arrest teenagers for weed… because they crashed into the cop car I was passenger in! 😂 

The officer knew them, too.

I make rockets IRL.
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Soldier once upon a time.

Frog.  Dad.  Motherfucker.  Transactional Attorney.

ROFL! I wonder what the criteria for that is!!?

One of my employees once left work early bc “she didn’t feel well” and brought me a doctors note the next day diagnosing her with “cannabis intoxication”

I am a crypto enthusiast, web3 influencer and airdrop hunter, I love meeting people and trying out new opportunities. I am not scared of challenges too😏

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I think I got a high five. You didn’t deserve that.

I was crazy enough to tell my mum when I had sex for the first time, she cried 😂😂

I am a public health enthusiast , a lover of business, investments and life! 

Went to a friends party and didn’t know the the shisha was spiked, took a few puffs and next thing I knew I was floating on the moon😂😂 took a few friends to hold me down.

Been dating a guy knowing that he had a girlfriend. I keep saying to myself I won't tolerate cheating but after i found out i already cut him off. 🫤

In war, the greatest weapon is not the blade but the mind that wields it.

Got home, opened the door and saw my aunt and uncle having a "thing" 😭😭😭😭

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Dude it just got worse and worse. They dinged the car, he pulled them over. He recognized one of the 3 passengers. We search the driver. I found a bill in a foreign currency in the wallet. I saw fresh creases and realized it had recently been folded to form a trough. So I look in the door and find another dollar bill folded up…

I realized the money formed little bowls they kept weed in. They would dump them in the car and unfold the bills if pulled over. So crumbs near the door were tested…

Anyway if the dude didn’t use a weird currency to do it, they’d have been fine.

lmao its a strange story fam 😅 444 $degen

I helped someone who already have a record of bullying in school, geez felt bad for the victims