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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

I’m the third generation to have interacted with a serial killer before they were caught

Nurturing /hamcats. Purging tainted meat from /lp. We live in the same absurdity simulator. Hi!

Oh that’s… wow! I’d ask for details but I understand if it’s too sensitive.
1000 $degen

Canadian Air Force is a small community:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Williams_(criminal)

Used to go to a diner for breakfast  a few times per week. This dude was the fry-cook:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_Cl%C3%A9roux

Our interactions were benign, but friendly.

“…she moved to Mexico.”

Damn dude… I was also in a small officer corp, and I take my daughter to a diner for breakfast every week. That’s terrifying

500 $degen

I’d make a joke about ham but this topic is too heavy. 

There was a thread about this on twitter a while ago, but you may find it interesting. Not Canadan stats, but your crazy ass neighbor:

I definitely wondered about his food afterwards