Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels

Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels https://archive.is/2025.03.04-121802/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-04/ai-massage-startup-raises-83-million-brings-robots-to-equinox

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also massage therapists can be funny - one was trying to convince me once that there is a huge conspiracy where aliens actually control us and use us as lab rats. still thinking about that (ofc it was in florida lmao)