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@mooiqidid

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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just avoiding small talk. 🤐
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"I’m not shy, I’m just really good at avoiding small talk. 🧏‍♂️"
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I don’t need an excuse to eat chocolate, I just need chocolate. 🍫
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I’m not perfect, but my flaws are pretty entertaining. 😂
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪
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I could be social or I could stay home with my blanket. Guess which one I’m picking? 🏡
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m always right. 😜
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I wish my wallet came with a GPS. 😅
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I wish I could be a better multitasker, but I’m still working on the ‘breathing and blinking’ thing. 😆🙃
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"I’m on a diet. I only eat food that is low-calorie… like pizza. 🍕😆"
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Why do they call it fast food? It takes forever to find a parking spot. 🍔🚗
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the furniture. 🛋️😜
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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If I had a dollar for every time you make me laugh, I’d be rich! 💸😂
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I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
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That joke should come with a warning: Side effects may include excessive laughter 😆⚠️
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I’m going to need a nap to recover from that one. So good! 🛌🤣
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s sending me 'cookies' every five minutes.
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Is there an award for funniest person in the world? Because you just won it. 🏆🤣
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A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bartender here?
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