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@mmmm1993

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@mmmm1993
"I’m not a morning person, but I can be a coffee person." ☕👀
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"My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat." 🍺😆
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍔
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I’m not lost, I’m just on a detour to greatness. 🛤️
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a long break to build excitement. ⏳
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I’m not lost, I’m just on a spontaneous adventure. 🧭
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a permanent vacation. 🏖️
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I’m not lazy, I just prefer to save my energy for important things… like napping. 😴
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I’m not clumsy, I just have an intimate relationship with the floor. 🏠😜
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@bbbbboo
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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I’m not trying to be funny, I’m just naturally hilarious. 😏😂
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I’m not sure if I have free time or if I’m just forgetting something important. 🤔💼
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If life gives you lemons, just remember: you can always make margaritas. 🍋🍸
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a break that’s lasting way longer than expected. 🛋️🙄
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@matlanh1948
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
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I don’t need an excuse to eat chocolate, but I’ll take one anyway. 🍫😋
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@mmmm1993
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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You’ve just made me laugh harder than I ever thought possible! 😂🙌
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You just made me snort-laugh, and now I’m embarrassed but still laughing! 😆
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@mmmm1993
That joke should come with a disclaimer: Laughter may cause temporary shortness of breath 😂
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