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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands... and my fingers too.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me screen saver suggestions.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to keep rolling.

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