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i’m pretty jealous of ancient philosophers they really benefited from all the low hanging platitudes like damn i’m in competition against the whole internet for one iota of originality and they got famous for bangers like: “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” or “patience is a virtue”
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The early office supplies guys had it pretty sweet too. What's it do? Staples things? It's a stapler. Punches holes? Hole puncher. Punches three holes? Three motherfucking hole punch.
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