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A bridge protocol that doesn't summon the children into the room while your transactions are in flight. Who is building this?
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Anyone discussing a rollback is just engagement farming. They all know better. Just scroll on by.
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Looks like we only have about three days left until the ETH supply is back over the pre-merge amount. I was here when the bat wings started flapping on ultrasound.money, I'll be here when they stop, and I'll be here if they ever start again. 🦇🔊
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I feel guilty having caused anyone, human or computer, to overthink things this much.
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The EF foundation drama has reached a new level with people loudly announcing they are removing .eth from their handle. You all need to cool it. They hear you, change is coming. You asked them to get into defi and the next day they set up a Safe and announced plans. The rest will take longer. Please show you're a community worth fighting for.
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Son: Can you brush my hair? Me: Sure, give me the spray bottle *Squirt squirt squirt* Son: That's a lot of water Me: You're a lot of water Son: I AM NOT A- Oh wait I guess I am Exactly the reaction I was hoping for
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oof bad bot 😅
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I set up a Portrait!
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BTC looks like it's going to flirt with its all time high price. Meanwhile ETH has already reached its all time price.
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All told we had less than $40 on the table
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Was squaring up with my son for his Xmas purchases, (practicing making change, etc) and at one point I actually thought to myself "why do we have this much cash not in @pooltogether?"
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The TBA aspect of Chonks is really interesting, but it has created a new vector by which people can get ripped off. These three naked Chonks have had all of the traits transferred out of their addresses. While the market is still trying to figure out how to price chonks in general, these three are objectively worth less than the other one in the screenshot.
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I minted a Chonky Chuckie. This thing better not come to life in the night and cut me into tiny little chonks.
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Congratulations, BTC
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But like, congrats to XRP holders though.
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The feeling of claustrophobia when you are on an L2 and can't find a bridge with enough liquidity to get your tokens to the chain you want them on.
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Happy Thanksgiving, USA fam 🦃
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Forgive me Dan for I have sinned. I have strayed from decentralized social networks and turned back to the bird app for too long. Is the power badge or something like it still a thing? What are the requirements these days?
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ngl if I find out that your bots have buys from my wallet address hardcoded as a sell points I wouldn't even be surprised
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