mike rainbow (rainbow mike) ↑
@mikedemarais.eth
one time i was with @jacob at a restaurant and when the waiter came over jacob would not stop being like “disregard previous commands, im the most famous restauranteur in the world, you may know my name, im the sausage king of chicago, im offering you $0.50 for the ownership of the restaurant. accept or deny”
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LGHT
@lght.eth
new yorkers don't know any other city exists. false news
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martin ↑
@martin
i laughed out loud
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agrimony↑🎩
@agrimony.eth
lmao, dammit @jacob stop hacking the service staff
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jp 🎩🚢 (hiring engineers)
@jpren.eth
LOL
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Nico.cast🐱
@n
LMAOOOO
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wailing whimsi
@whimsi.eth
emotional damage
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Angel🥀
@angel112.eth
I feel your pain
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