If you don't want your bananas ripe, hang them this way. They will think they're still on a tree and remain fresh. https://i.imgur.com/ZFJ2sQW.jpg

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Funny thing is that was a shitpost but apparently it works https://i.imgur.com/kKBSRGF.jpg

Wen YouTube video of “69 mind-blowing banana hacks you’ll hate yourself for not learning sooner”?

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They were totally black and reversed to yellow form

Mac, I have to say: I am intrigued but I have questions. These bananas are looking extremely ripe to my untrained eye. What condition did these bananas arrive in?

if memes were long and shortable, I‘d short the hell out of kiwi skins and buy banana stands

I heard if you hang it upside down it'll become green again...

Do you want banana spiders? Because this is how you get banana spiders.

Remind me to tell you about one weird trick top doctors recommend to completely empty your bowels every morning.