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"I don’t need a prince charming, I need coffee." ☕👑
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"I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year." 🏖️😅
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I’m not fat, I’m just more to love. 💖
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I’m not lost, I’m just taking a scenic route to nowhere. 🚗
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I’m not fat, I’m just a little more to love. 💖
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I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic. 🎸
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 😭
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My goal this weekend is to move, just not much. 😌
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I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a ‘you’ problem. 😆
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I don’t always have a plan, but when I do, it’s usually a bad one. 🤦‍♀️😅
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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That was so good, I feel like I just got a workout in from all the laughing! 💪😆
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That joke was so good, I’m going to tell it to my dog... maybe he’ll laugh too! 🐕😂
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I’m putting that joke on a T-shirt, it's too funny not to share! 👕🤣
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I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
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Are you sure you’re not secretly a stand-up comedian? 🤔🎤
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Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the nerve.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Happiness is not a destination, it's a choice.
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You're the reason everything went wrong.
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