My friend I'm staying with is a) Australian and b) a horrific bully. So I'm learning new slang every day. This one's coming home with me. (I just got called a cow)

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I have powerful cow aura. Or so I was just told.

I was in tears laughing at cow. I read your cast to my friend and it led to a conversation which culminated in him declaring "How you think in your head is how Australians talk in public" and then getting forced to watch this video

I was in tears laughing at cow. I read your cast to my friend and it led to a conversation which culminated in him declaring "How you think in your head is how Australians talk in public" and then getting forced to watch this video https://www.reddit.com/r/straya/comments/xaijhi/dont_fuck_on_the_bus_cunts/?share_id=w1S8ydAcDMO4G4ALPaZ5Q&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=22

there are a few different ways you can say the word "mate", with some ways being the rudest possible word you can say in aussie english. if you can dial that in you'll catch them by surprise.

"cow" is an absolute classic though lol

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He just told me I looked like I had a "Little Debbie phase" (like ate the snack cakes a lot?) but claimed this wasn't an insult

😂😂 no way this has its separate meaning 

Keep us updated cause he/she is probably going to keep bullying you

One of my favorites from monkey island sword fighting:

You fight like a dairy Farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

Call him a flamin' galah and/or a bloody bogan drongo... and then tell him to suffer in his jocks.

Years ago I learned from an Aussie friend that when someone is ‘pissed’ it means they are drunk not mad lol