I saw Dan at a food mart in LA a day ago. I told him how cool it was to chat with him IRL, but I didn’t want to act impish and annoy him and ask him for photos or anything.

Dan said, "Oh, so that's what you call it?"

I was caught off guard, and all I could say was "Huh?" but that guy would cut in going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mouth. I walk away to go about my shopping, I soon found him laughing as I walk off. As I pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out with about fifty Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

1/2

This is the greatest engagement farming I have seen in my entire life. It needs to be studied, bottled and sold in markets for the good of humanity.

ouliposting

Join the movement, create a better everything, all we need to do is keep building. seemore.tv/free/fc/justbuild /justbuild /powermonday. 

This wasn't engagement farming!

It was an exercise in /ouliposting with a challengingly long copypasta where it is common to replace the original subject, Flying Lotus, with [local popular figure]. In this case, everyone knows who Dan is.

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I'm just messing with you Steve. You are about as far as an engagement farmer there is. ✌️ 😂