bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
About 3 times a week, usually very early in the morning, Assistant #2 does somethingā¦ strange. He puts on a tight outfit (like, really tight) complete with weird shoes and a funny hat. Then he mixes up some mysterious potions, fills his pockets with candy, and disappears for HOURS. When he finally returns, heās sweaty, a little wobbly, and smells suspiciously like he went on a walk. WITHOUT ME?! No explanation. No apology. I donāt want to jump to conclusions, butā¦ does anyone know what this ritual is? Should I be concerned? And does anyone have a bloodhound I could hire to look into this?
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Julesš¦
@julesbabe
Is that you, Bert??š
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Yes! That's me!
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