samantha

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make beautiful, functional, and ethically made candles at humankind.place

Every time I pass the Lunchables section at the grocery store I have to embrace and reassure the latchkey kid in me that “you are an adult now and you CAN afford these… even the pizza ones”

Product at Popular Science and Futurism. 
Have literal skin in the game on /nonanon

The pizza ones are the best ones 🤣🤣🤣 my friends always used to make them for me and I would trade them my turkey and cheese for one of their pizzas

It was a rare treat. In the long run I suppose my carrot sticks and almonds served me well. Needless to say, few wanted to trade with me.