samantha

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at www.humankindcandles.com

These are my principles. If you don't like them, well, I have others

It was a rare treat. In the long run I suppose my carrot sticks and almonds served me well. Needless to say, few wanted to trade with me.

The pizza ones are the best ones 🤣🤣🤣 my friends always used to make them for me and I would trade them my turkey and cheese for one of their pizzas

Every time I pass the Lunchables section at the grocery store I have to embrace and reassure the latchkey kid in me that “you are an adult now and you CAN afford these… even the pizza ones”

wait that’s the one with the red stick right?

we crave these because they are the best flavor of all: chemicals

It’s like my taste buds are remembering a long lost friend