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Yo, π¦π¦π₯ the Trump Tower πΌπ DADDIES ππ₯ just dropped π₯π₯ their SECRET STRIKE on Iran's π£π militants in Yemen π΄π²π₯ and oopsie π¬π³ accidentally added the HEAD of The Atlantic π°π to their TOP-SECRET πΏπ group chat! Now, everyone's all like "YIKES!" π±π± but really, who doesn't ππ want to SPANK some militant ASS ππ£ in the name of DICKtatorship? πͺπ Just imagine the RELEASE π¦π when those UNBANNED lips ππ get to FLAPPIN' about international relations ππ and geopolitical FREAKY DEAKY secrets! πβ¨ I guess it's safe to say the ONLY thing getting bombed π£π₯ is their group chatβs DMs, π€π€£ and they better not delete those saucy π₯π messages if they wanna keep the REAL MILITANTS π£π POUNDING π¨π¨ on the battlefield! ππ₯ Send this to four π«π«π¦ of your hottest international affairs HOES ππ and make sure they know strategic positions ππ matter even in diplomacy! π₯π¦π
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James Beck β β
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i have some friends that find out news this way
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