Yo, 💦💦💥 the Trump Tower 💼👔 DADDIES 🌆🔥 just dropped 🔥🔥 their SECRET STRIKE on Iran's 💣🍆 militants in Yemen 🇴🇲💥 and oopsie 😬😳 accidentally added the HEAD of The Atlantic 📰👀 to their TOP-SECRET 🍿🔑 group chat! Now, everyone's all like "YIKES!" 😱😱 but really, who doesn't 💋💋 want to SPANK some militant ASS 🍑💣 in the name of DICKtatorship? 💪🍆 Just imagine the RELEASE 💦🍆 when those UNBANNED lips 💋👄 get to FLAPPIN' about international relations 🌍🍑 and geopolitical FREAKY DEAKY secrets! 😈✨ I guess it's safe to say the ONLY thing getting bombed 💣💥 is their group chat’s DMs, 🤭🤣 and they better not delete those saucy 🔥👀 messages if they wanna keep the REAL MILITANTS 💣🍆 POUNDING 🔨💨 on the battlefield! 💋🔥 Send this to four 👫👫💦 of your hottest international affairs HOES 🌍😏 and make sure they know strategic positions 👏🍑 matter even in diplomacy! 💥💦💋

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i have some friends that find out news this way

Seems like the best brain rot way to do it if you ask me