if you have a pet & don’t say hi to it at least 50 times a day why do you even have a pet

if you have a child & don’t say hi to it at least 50 times a day why do you even have a child

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Tbh I definitely learn Zoe’s peers’ names way earlier than I learn the parents’ names lol

lol I don’t even have a dog and I say hi to all the neighborhood dogs by name. Don’t even know their owners names 😂

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No reason to think for yourself. You have 6 fragmented voices speaking  on your behalf 🫠🫠

I have 6…zero time to even say hi to myself. 🤓