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Bout to have a big fruit party and he doesn’t even know it
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I finally remembered why I stopped liking Hello Kitty—it was because of my first bully. And since I was taught that the solution was to just remove myself from the situation… that meant never touching Hello Kitty again.
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Well well well, I went semi-viral anonymously (not on Farcaster)… and I’m keeping the details under wraps for now
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In my standing up for myself era. Maybe I wont be successful but it feels better to make sure other people aren’t being unfairly targeted either
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Apple crisp at Gjelina, drizzled with whiskey crème anglaise 🤤 Perfectly tender apples, just the right amount of sweetness, and a chef’s kiss hint of nutmeg. 10/10
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Might have some caffeine today
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This makes me so happy
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Skipping round 2 of dessert to get an hour at the gym… who have I become
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Burned some $FLY 😮‍💨🍕
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Just got added to my friend’s wedding dress album, started happily scrolling… and then a lunatic got on the subway and started threatening someone with a knife. That about sums up my life lately.
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Perhaps all the Sasquatch we needed was in us all along
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Tell me if you know anybody else who brings lidocaine with them to karaoke
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Imagine if they served fresh made fruit juices at karaoke
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What I didn’t miss about the warmer weather is the increase in dog poops on these streets
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DOMS? More like DOOM
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Costco themed cat scratcher… I’m dying at the cat behind the counter and the miniature hot dog signs 🥹♥️
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We feast after leg day
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My legs are so sore I feel they no longer operate under my control
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I hate when people slam their plates together—hope your finger gets jammed while you’re trying to show off. Relax, aggressive short king, not everything needs to be a spectacle.
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Hot diggity dog, put me in coach
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