one time in second grade my mom brought me mcdonald’s for lunch & the entire cafeteria became my best friend—tbh i’ve just been chasing that high ever since

head of yaps // creating idle rpg /animarising

Building Higher apparel at High Line 🧢 
Host at /clickcast /cpg || Husband to @shiwen

Me calculating how many chicken nuggets it takes to earn unconditional love from a room full of 8 year olds

nothing since has hit like that walk of glory with a happy meal in hand

did you trade fries? very valuable currency in the cafeteria.

i used to be the only one who owned a play station back when i was like 7 all the kids in my neighborhood, i became everybody’s best friend in 2 days😂