About 3 times a week, usually very early in the morning, Assistant #2 does something… strange.

He puts on a tight outfit (like, really tight) complete with weird shoes and a funny hat. Then he mixes up some mysterious potions, fills his pockets with candy, and disappears for HOURS.

When he finally returns, he’s sweaty, a little wobbly, and smells suspiciously like he went on a walk. WITHOUT ME?!

No explanation. No apology.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but… does anyone know what this ritual is? Should I be concerned? And does anyone have a bloodhound I could hire to look into this?

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Ass #2 is trying to keep fit I guess. The candies may not be candies. I don't think the shoes are funny though. I would have loved to see the "funny" hat. 😅

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Fit...got it...like walks. I'll try to get a pic of the funny hat next time, for evidence...