Bravo Johnson
@bravojohnson
Investor: What’s the most valuable thing about your startup? Founder: The valuation. Investor: And what justifies the valuation? Founder: The valuation. Investor: So what exactly does your company do? Founder: It increases in value. Investor: Based on what? Founder: Future growth potential. Investor: And what fuels that potential? Founder: Investor confidence. Investor: And what gives investors confidence? Founder: Our valuation. Investor: But what if the valuation drops? Founder: Then we pivot. Investor: Pivot to what? Founder: A new valuation. Investor: And how do you determine that? Founder: Simple—by looking at our valuation. Investor: Infinite loop detected. Please press Ctrl+C or launch SPAC mode.] Founder: Just agile
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Eric Platon
@ic
Investors finding infinite loops of promised valuation should feel in heaven. Proverbial flywheels! Or perfection in fanning thin air.
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