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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
I want my cause of death to be: falling coconut (not anytime soon though)
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Trish🫧
@trish
When I visited Ko Tao in Thailand, falling coconuts were the #1 or #2 cause of death on the island
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Metaphorical Leo
@hyp
i got caught in a large coconut grove backpacking when a storm came up and it was scary af, things were dropping from like 3 stories up
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Imagine waking up in a hospital, ten years have passed, and you’re now a billionaire because you never got to sell all those BTC in 2015. All because of a stormy night and one coconutty boi
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Trish🫧
@trish
Lolol I’m for sure going down 1 of 3 ways - a mountain lion gets me on a hike -falling off my roof hanging excessive holiday lights -impaled by a flagpole donning a giant American flag that came loose from a raised pickup truck on the freeway
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Metaphorical Leo
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real world combo: woman in our neighborhood impaled herself setting up fake Christmas tree about 10 yrs ago and lived! fell off a ladder onto it. just missed her aorta. careful out there!
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Yikes, I wish I could unread this
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Metaphorical Leo
@hyp
beware of ladders
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Snakes too
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Metaphorical Leo
@hyp
and well coconuts gn!
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