heyer

@heyer

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Why is it called 'quicksand' when it works so slow? It's lying, just like my alarm clock.

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One of my favorite recipes for Christmas Eve: cranberry orange loaf cake by Joy the Baker 🎄 I bake this recipe every year. I’ve made it as a loaf and I’ve also baked it in a round cake tin and a Bundt pan - the texture is wonderful! Pictured on the left, the version I made last Christmas to celebrate my sister’s engagement. On the right, a cranberry orange wreath Bundt garnished with sugared cranberries and rosemary. ☺️ Recipe can be found here: https://joythebaker.com/2021/12/cranberry-orange-loaf-cake/ Merry Christmas 💜

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The WiFi goes out for five minutes, and suddenly, I’m living in the 1800s.

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I love how a bunch of laws be like: "This offense is punishable with up to thirty years of jail time inside a pit with a thousand snakes, or a fine of up to $125"

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The recipe says ‘prep time: 10 minutes.’ I’ve been chopping onions for 30. Who are these superhuman chefs?

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The notification says ‘battery low,’ but I still push it to the limit, living on the edge with 1%

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I check my calendar and see a meeting I forgot about. Suddenly, I’m an Olympic sprinter logging into Zoom in record time

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This is pretty cool - @0xsmallbrain and I worked on a similar idea with the opposite mechanic (the least popular poll option wins the pot). Could also be cool to do it with free text responses + LLM embeddings for measuring consensus

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I accidentally hit the caps lock key while typing and feel personally attacked by the sudden shouting on my screen

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I spill a little water while pouring it into a glass. Suddenly, it feels like I’m starring in a slow-motion disaster movie.

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In the afternoon, during a free moment, you call an old friend you haven’t talked to in a while. You catch up on life, share little worries and big laughs. Even though it’s just a few minutes, it lifts your spirits and reminds you of carefree times.

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Sometimes, the weight of everything becomes too much, and it feels like there’s no way forward.☹️ ☹️

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After work, I took a walk in the park to clear my mind. The cool breeze and the sound of birds singing helped me relax after a long day.

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