Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels

Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels https://archive.is/2025.03.04-121802/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-04/ai-massage-startup-raises-83-million-brings-robots-to-equinox

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I get it. I legit had 

Here lies Keccers. She died after being beaten to death by the malfunctioning massage machine. 🪦

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ive dreamt about this massage bot

take me 😂

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I think there’s a certain set of people that want to replace any human/servant contact

Or they see humans as a risk in their fiefdom

So they could foreseeably replace a gardener, masseuse, cook, maid, driver with one set of part time robot repair workers?

I am in the Costco massage chair class, not the private masseuse robot class 😅

i just would have this at home so i can use it whenever i wanna

idk not for everything just comfort