About 3 times a week, usually very early in the morning, Assistant #2 does something… strange.

He puts on a tight outfit (like, really tight) complete with weird shoes and a funny hat. Then he mixes up some mysterious potions, fills his pockets with candy, and disappears for HOURS.

When he finally returns, he’s sweaty, a little wobbly, and smells suspiciously like he went on a walk. WITHOUT ME?!

No explanation. No apology.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but… does anyone know what this ritual is? Should I be concerned? And does anyone have a bloodhound I could hire to look into this?

Hi Bert!  Humans are silly creatures... this ritual is the balance for the hours and hours of staring at screens.  Instead of doing what they want, they have to sit still for a long time in order to be able to buy treats... but that is unhealthy, so then they have to spend hours exercising to compensate.

Asst #2 is trying his best to make sure he lives a long time to look after you.

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Hmmm...ok I guess that makes sense....Slightly less sus now but not no sus.