My favorite flavor of investoooor on purple app is the one that no actual venture folks or founders have come across

The auto-follow list truly has inspired grift to the nth degree

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Even on twitter if "investor" was in bio it was a red flag. Always will be. 888 $farther

damn i should stop spending all day hitting “show fewer like this” for the same 5 people and start looking for these guys